Weather Report: Training Through Rain, Thunder and the Vacuum Cleaner
How to keep your form when the world makes a noise.
Annual Results: Three Records, Two Complaints and a Moth
The year in review, as told by the person who ate the stopwatch.
Equipment Review: The Cardboard Tube, the Sock and the Remote Control
We test three training aids so you do not have to.
Motivation Monday: Seven Quotes to Put on a Fridge Magnet
Inspirational wisdom for cats who cannot read.
Coach Memo: Stairs Are Not a Warm Up
Thaddeus Zoomsworth addresses recent injuries to dignity.
Recovery Day: How to Lie on the Floor Like a Professional
A detailed guide to the most underrated discipline in sport.
FAQ: My Cat Runs at 3 AM. Is This a Problem or a Gift?
A mixed answer to a common question.
Athlete Profile: Biscuit, 7, and the Forty Four Second Hallway
Meet the cat who made history by turning left.
Pre Run Nutrition: What to Eat Before You Become a Rumour
Our performance dietitian recommends the following, mostly kibble.
The 3 AM Training Plan: Week One of Becoming a Blur
A beginner programme for cats who wish to cross a hallway in a time they will never know.