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The 3 AM Sprint Plan

A personalised programme for your nightly burst of energy.

We study your night schedule and build a sprint plan with warm ups, peak laps and a graceful cool down on the staircase.

Safe, supervised leaps across the living room.

Learn how to clear the armchair, bounce off the sofa and land with confidence. Our coaches rate every jump for style.

All the energy, none of the thumping.

Our quiet running technique helps you sprint at midnight while your humans sleep. Results are subtle and much appreciated.

A calm finish with a slow blink and a thorough wash.

After the last lap, our coaches guide you into a peaceful loaf shape and help you replace the adrenaline with dreams.

Drop us a line and we will get back to you, just as soon as this nap is finished.